"From this hour I ordain myself loos'd of limits and imaginary lines, going where I list, my own master total and absolute, Listening to others, considering well what they say, Pausing, searching, receiving, contemplating, Gently, but with undeniable will, divesting myself of the holds that would hold me."
Walt Whitman (1819-92)
"When I look back now over my life and call to mind what I might have had simply for taking and did not take, my heart is like to break."
Akhenaton (d. c.1354 BC)
And now, the current weather, from some random person we pulled off the street:
Monday, November 22, 2004
Is There a Note Taped to My Back Or Something?
It is always amazing to see the results when human's and machines mix and try to understand each other. Here are some of the recent terms for which various search engines have served up pages in this blog:
"How to cook a turkey" - poor people. That was triggered by a post where I mentioned cooking a turkey at 3600 degrees. I hope they aren't looking for a recipe...
"Bazoombas." - Oh, come on! I mentioned them once, like months ago. Well, ok, now I've mentioned them twice. Uh oh.
"blog undrai fizer God" - I'm not real sure what that means, but I must have said it? Maybe I was typing drunk.
"Cliff Notes on Tenderness" - Awwwww! (big teddy bear grin here) Alright, enough of that, where's a football?
"Give An Example Of A Cliff And State How It Is Or Can Be Modified" - Well, the easiest way to modify a Cliff is to feed it really really good in prodigious quantities, and it will get bigger and bigger. Another way is to get him really really sick, so that he cannot eat for a very long time, and he will get smaller. A quicker way than both would be, well, a tattoo.
"michelle's syrup company" - your guess is as good as mine on this one folks.
"odb put my hands up your skirt lyrics" - Well, I knew that was coming.
"origin of whoopie cushion" - (insert completely baffled look here, although it might make a good post)
"Wanted Masseuse between 18 and 20 years old" - Now I know I never wrote about that! All my masseuses are strictly between 25 and thirty years old, house rules.